Look, if you can afford a yacht, I'm sure you can afford a $4,295,000 house. Unless you blew all your money on the yacht, I guess.

On Virginia Avenue in Beach Haven on Long Beach Island you can find this absolute mansion. Sitting on a lot just under an acre, you're getting an absurd amount for your money. The main house (yes, you need to specify 'main house') is 7,600 square feet with 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, a gym, a formal dining room, a chef's kitchen, plus a billiards room. On top of that you get a "sunset room" with a floor-to-ceiling fireplace, and another commercial-grade kitchen and grill. Head to the backyard for beautiful views of the bay while swimming in your in-ground, screened-in pool.

THEN you can head over to the Guest Cottage, with two separate suites. Each suite has private entryways, balconies, bedrooms, private kitchens, and baths.

On top of all that, it includes TWO boat slips, because if you can afford this house, clearly you can afford two boats.

I literally got lost just looking at the pictures from this listing. It's massive, and the listing showed pics from all angles. I tried to narrow down some of my faves, and it's still a ton to take in. Enjoy it! And again, if you buy it, invite me over for the house-warming party.

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