Absolutely Hideous New Jersey Home for Sale for an Incredible $13 Million

We all come across houses on the market that is really over the asking price for one reason or another.

This home is a real head-scratcher.

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You may think that the headline of this article is a little harsh, and maybe it is.

"Hideous" is just the first word that came to mind when I took the tour you're about to embark on.

What really doesn't make sense is the price tag: $13 million.

When the real estate listing leads with "location, location, location," you kind of know what you're walking into.

Even with a spectacular location right off of Ocean Avenue in the affluent town of Deal, $13 million is a big ask for this house. The property taxes are just over $26,000 a year. For Deal, and for this location, the taxes are very reasonable.

For some maybe. Not me.

Let me say right out of the gate that the beauty of a home is very subjective. I am sure that I will get emails and social media comments like:

"You wish you could afford to buy this house."

True.

"It's not as bad as you're making it out to be."

In my humble opinion, I went easy.

"What makes you an expert?"

Nothing. I've got an opinion just like everyone does.

Just know that I'm taking a comical approach to this house tour.

If you disagree, that's cool. You can even let me know: matt.ryan@townsquaremedia.com.

Let's take a look inside. Here we go!