The Three June Phrases The Jersey Shore Regrets In July
In the middle of June, just about every Jersey Shore resident said things we knew we'd regret in July, but we said them anyway.
No matter how many times we go through this, we do the same thing. It's May or June, and the summer weather hasn't quite kicked in, but we all know we'll wake up one morning and it will be 95 and humid.
And despite that we always say the phrases we know we'll regret. Here's a look at three June phrases the Jersey Shore regrets in July.
When is it going to warm up? Even as we said it, we knew the very words would come back to haunt us, and they have.
I don't care how hot it gets, as long as it gets hot. Did we really think this one through? Did we really think it wouldn't get hot? And we do care (very much) how hot it gets.
No matter how hot it gets, I won't complain. Good luck with that. You've only broken that promise about three hundred times this weekend.
It's sort of a Jersey Shore ritual to dance this weather dance, and we've done it again this year. And here's more news you already know. We'll do it all again next year. And the year after that. It's what we do at the Jersey Shore.
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