Checkout? Heck, these items are not even going through SELF checkout. In fact, they're going right into the coats and handbags of shoplifters at your local Walmart, maybe even walked right out the exit in plain sight.
Do you like to get the salt and sand off of yourself after a day at the beach? Would you like a place to change out of that wet suit and take a nice shower?
Despite all the negative attention our New Jersey attitude gets across the nation, it turns out we are not one of the nation's grumpiest states after all.
If you're not on a beach with a restroom, you have two choices: convince the kid to do his business in the ocean, or pack everything back up and head to the car to go find a place to go.