YIKES, Is My Bumble Profile That Bad? Why Aren’t Jersey Shore Girls Swiping Right?!
My internet must be spotty because I am getting zero Bumble matches. I don't know what's going on, this is getting embarrassing! Maybe my internet is perfectly fine? Haha! I recently downloaded Bumble, just because, and I am having no luck. I am literally hearing crickets every time I open the app.
Now, I'm not going to sit here and say I look like Leonardo DiCaprio, but geez... can a guy catch a break? Even if it's some robot who wanted me to send money to a foreign country, can I at least get on the board?! What is going on here folks? Houston we have a problem.
Keep in mind, Bumble is the only dating app that I use. I don't have an issue with Tinder, Hinge, Zoosk, or any other dating app, I just like keeping things simple. One dating app is enough. Maybe I should use a different app? Or maybe my profile is atrocious? You be the judge...
Jimmy G's Bumble Profile
Talking about throwing up a hail mary...
So why aren't you swiping right? Am I too much of a Mama's boy? Is the baby bike not funny? Is my receding hairline that noticeable? I would love to hear your honest opinions!
HAHA, I am cracking up while writing this... At the end of the day, this is all fun and games. Do I really think I will find my future wife on Bumble? Most likely not, but I mean come on, can I get a match?!
P.S. - Thank you for reading and listening. You guys are the best! - Jimmy G