Every once in a while you read something that leaves a lasting impression.  Such was the case 24 years ago when my favorite columnist of all-time, Rick Reilly wrote “Speaking of Class to the Class of ’98 in his regular space in Sports Illustrated.  Of course it’s a bit dated but the message still resonates which is why I bring it out every couple of years and I have modified for timing purposes:

Thank you, graduates.  Please be seated.  It’s an honor to address the college athletes who are going to the pros this year.  If I may, I’d like to offer just a few pieces of advice.

 Every now and again turn off Nintendo (now PS4) and open a book.  We already have enough jocks who think the Brothers Karamazov are the WWF tag-team champs.  If you ever find yourself saying, “They offered me $81 million?  That’s an insult!” find a tire iron, go into a quiet room and hit yourself very hard on the shin. Now that you’ve made it, practice twice as long as you did in college. If you write a book, read it before it comes out.  Be careful with your money.  Shock the world.  Apologize when you screw up.  Never, ever rip a teammate.  Stop thumping your chest.

 See the woman up there in section 595, row WW, seat 29?  She makes $26,000 a year (remember this is 1998), paid $22 a ticket for her family and just plunked down $17 for three Cokes and a warm beer (the beer would be $17 by itself now).  Treat her nice.  Without her, you’re a 320 pound bouncer with half a P.E. degree.

Go easy on the tattoos.  By the time you’re 60, that hula girl on your biceps is going to look like Don Knotts (see picture below).  This just in: Your can do community service without being sentenced.  Try it.  This is the career you picked. If you can’t handle public scrutiny or deal with strangers graciously, become a taxidermist.  Help your opponent up.  He’ll probably be your teammate next year.

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The late Don Knotts is best known for playing Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show
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 For the next 10 years or so you’ll travel the world first class, laugh yourself sore on the team bus and get paid half of Zurich, so let’s not hear a lot of whining OK?  So what if your Oakley deal fell through.  We’ll start a telethon.

These same words (with a couple of updates) would be perfect for college athletes entering the pro ranks in 2022.

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