Here Are The Jersey Shore Towns That Just Might !#&%! Curse The Most
When it comes to cursing, nobody does it better than we do here at the Garden State, and we have lots of reasons to practice each and every day. We take cursing to an art form. If it were an Olympic sport, we'd be wearing gold. And the Jersey Shore in particular excels in this category. So which towns do it the best and the most often here at the Jersey Shore?
Let's start by putting our level of cursing in perspective on a national level. A few years back Thrillist ranked New Jersey as the #36 cursing state in the nation. Everybody's car windows must have been closed the day they counted the cursing. #36? That's pretty &%$#!# insulting.
Then we started thinking about the towns that probably curse the most. And remember, we don't think it's a negative. We just think it's a Jersey Shore thing. So here are what we think are the top 3, in no particular order.
Brick. Any town that calls Brick Blvd home is going to be deep in cursing experience, and the more you do it, the better you get at it. Plus, you could cut the population of Brick in half, and there might still be too many people, right. And yet, Brick is home to some of the nicest people. Don't know how you do it! but we're glad you do.
Belmar. If you get a parking spot in the summer, you better not move your car for at least eight weeks. Summer is a constant tourist turnstile (not that we're complaining) but the hustle and bustle can't help but lead to pretty frequent and colorful verbal venting.
Rumson. Wait. What? If you just count the "I'm not mowing that 12 acre %#$@## lawn" comments, and the "how did all that &##@#$%$%$ money get into my account" exclamations, this beautiful town soars right up to the cursing summit. Of course, we kid. Rumson is a pure gem, and literally one of the most beautiful places we know!
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