More Jokes to Leave You Laughing

Marianne 'Left Em Laughing' at the end of Bob and Marianne this morning. So here's a few more corny jokes to keep you laughing through your Friday.

1
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away to college?
Answer: Bison
2
Why does it take longer to get from 2nd base to 3rd base than it does to get from 1st base to 2nd?
Answer: Because there is a Shortstop in between
3
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
Answer: to go with the traffic jam
4
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian- Well they're not laughing now!
5
...And Finally
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Answer: Because then they'd be called bay- gulls

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